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i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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