at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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