You made me cry and you don't even care
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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