She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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