I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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