Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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