I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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