the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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