We won't sleep together?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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