Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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