Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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