She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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