don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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