eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
