I would go down on you faster than GM stock
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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