and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Me too!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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