i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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