And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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