so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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