Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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