She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
