It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm both gender and math confused
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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