What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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