so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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