My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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