he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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