But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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