85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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