Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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