The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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