There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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