so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
