she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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