i think my mom watched the whole time
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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