no, he came in my armpit
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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