so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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