"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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