i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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