If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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