Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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