She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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