i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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