I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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