no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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