yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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