this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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