Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Randomize
