Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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