Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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