You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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