Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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