Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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