love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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