who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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